PP001: Nintendo news aplenty!

Intro

 * 0:00:00 Intro theme
 * 0:00:17 Welcome
 * 0:00:44 Intro to Chris "The Hoff" Hoffman
 * 0:01:34 Intro to Chris Slate

News

 * 0:02:12 Nintendo Direct
 * 0:02:40 Chibi-Robo!: Zip Lash (3DS) and Chibi-Robo amiibo
 * 0:05:19 Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure (3DS)
 * 0:06:48 Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon (3DS)
 * 0:08:02 Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Wii U, 3DS)
 * 0:10:10 Project Treasure (Wii U) [actually released as Lost Reavers]
 * 0:12:10 LBX: Little Battlers eXperience (3DS)
 * 0:13:38 Bravely Second: End Layer (3DS)
 * 0:15:35 Announcements only in Japanese Nintendo Direct
 * 0:15:52 Yoshi's Woolly World (Wii U)
 * 0:16:54 Dragon Quest VIII (3DS)
 * 0:17:24 Fire Emblem 3DS game [released as Fire Emblem: Fates]
 * 0:17:46 Monster Hunter X (3DS)
 * 0:19:00 Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer (3DS)
 * 0:21:17 Splatoon (Wii U) impressions
 * 0:29:24 Amiibo hunting woes
 * 0:33:08 Current favorite Amiibo
 * 0:35:18 Nintendo World Championships qualifiers
 * 0:38:37 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night is coming to Wii U
 * 0:40:41 Mega Man TV show being developed
 * 0:42:30 New Harvest Moon game for Wii U announced

Intermission

 * 0:44:43 Music: Splatoon - Splattack! (main theme)

Big Topic

 * 0:45:09 The current state of Nintendo
 * 0:45:55 Lack of Wii U software
 * 0:48:08 Mario Kart (Wii U), filling the gaps with DLC
 * 0:51:12 Recent 3DS releases
 * 0:51:47 Code Name: S.T.E.A.M. (3DS)
 * 0:52:55 Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (3DS)
 * 0:53:48 Fossil Fighters: Frontier (3DS)
 * 0:54:20 BoxBoy! (3DS)
 * 0:55:13 Has Nintendo been stronger on 3DS or Wii U this year?
 * 0:56:28 Downloadable Wii titles on Wii U
 * 0:58:23 New StreetPass (3DS) DLC
 * 1:02:05 Nintendo releasing mobile titles
 * 1:04:04 Success of Amiibo
 * 1:06:39 Final grade for this year so far

Conclusion

 * 1:07:28 Conclusion
 * 1:07:40 Dramatic reading: Back of the box of Ghosts 'n Goblins
 * 1:09:03 Sign off

Trivia

 * First full-length episode, so first News section, Big topic, Intermission, Dramatic reading, and sign-off guest.